There’s been something of a fuss in the media of late about The Boss’s dodgy memory.
Alf strongly suspects reports of his memory failures – and yep, there have been a few – have resulted in support for him fading just a bit in opinion polls.
This is a matter of huge concern to the Member for Eketahuna North, whose future as a Government MP rather as an Opposition MP after the next election is dependent more than somewhat on support for The Boss improving.
Accordingly Alf has been studying memory loss and what can be done to remedy it, and he thinks he is on to something.
The Boss is a great bloke for getting his choppers around a chunk of red-blooded meat.