Alf has brought the BBC into his blog for the second successive day.
But whereas yesterday his interest was triggered by a boorish broadcaster’s dragging New Zealand into his badinage, today he will berate the Beeb for being much too bloody precious.
Its avoidance of simple English so as not to offend dwarfs is best illustrated by examining how other media have headlined reports of the same event on their web sites.
Top marks for succinctly summing things up go to Newser: Tosser Cripples Dwarf.
The Sydney Morning Herald headlined its story with Dwarf left wheelchair-bound after being dropped on night out celebrating his birthday.
Scenic Queenstown highlighted the local angle: Dwarf blames Queenstown bar antics for inspiring attack.
The Week tells us: Paralysed dwarf blames England’s Mike Tindall for his injuries.
But the BBC is much more coy: Man with restricted growth injured in street attack.
It kicks off its report -