The pork industry is under attack again, this time from smart-arsed experts who say ham and bacon in school lunches is a no-no.
Cancer researchers have warned that parents should not give their children ham sandwiches as processed meat – including salami, ham, bacon and pastrami – can increase the risk of bowel cancer in later life.
An outfit called The World Cancer Research Fund International (WCRFI) has sounded the warning about the dangers of giving children processed meat.
But it’s cheering to hear at least one local expert recommend we take the research with a grain of salt.
Dr Jan Pearson, Health Promotion Manager for the Cancer Society, said the WCRFI study had come out of the United Kingdom where access to healthy fresh foods may be more restricted than in New Zealand.
“It falls back on the poor parents to try and provide a range of food.”
Alf can come up with statistics showing that by sending kids to school, you increase the prospect of the little buggers being run over and killed in a road accident.
From which we should conclude we should not send them to school, but keep them at home.
Yeah, it’s absurd.