Enough, these assaults on Andrew Williams, beleaguered Mayor of the North Shore.
Alf has enormous sympathy for the poor bugger, who is accused by Whale Oil today of “now suffering from delusions as well as frequent visits from the piss fairy.”
He has written to the Dominion Post about their editorial about him.
He is now accusing one of the most popular dailies and the Fairfax Group for stalking him for months.
Alf would much rather the Mayor of North Shore be honoured for his work for his city, rather than vilified.
A statue would be appropriate.
It could be modelled on the statue pictured below, the Manneken Pis (Dutch for little man urinating) in Brussels.
It is a small bronze fountain sculpture depicting a naked little boy urinating into the fountain’s basin. It was designed by Jerome Duquesnoy and put in place in 1618 or 1619.
According to Wikipedia, there are several legends behind the statue. The most famous is the one about Duke Godfrey III of Leuven.
In 1142, the troops of this two-year-old lord were battling against the troops of the Berthouts, the lords of Grimbergen, in Ransbeke (now Neder-over-Heembeek). The troops put the infant lord in a basket and hung the basket in a tree to encourage them. From there, the boy urinated on the troops of the Berthouts, who eventually lost the battle.
Alf is confident he can come up with a similar legend for the North Shore statue.
Something to do with the Wee Hero who Pissed Off a Whale.