Alf has stumbled upon the answer to a question that has puzzled him for as long as he can remember.
The question is: what exactly is Santa’s Christmas Eve workload?
The job obviously is formidable.
There are 728,000 or so kids in this country alone.
Not only must Santa get around the world in 24 hours on a sleigh driven by reindeer, but he must scramble up and down millions of chimneys with a sackful of presents.
And he does his delivering in the dark.
But in the many pictures of him, have you ever seen soot on his suit?
And have you studied the size of his sleigh, then asked how many presents it could actually carry?
Philip Bump, at The Atlantic, obviously has been puzzled by these things, too.
He answers the question about the workload here.
He has considered the number of Christian children in the world and the geographic distribution of those children.
And he has come up with these findings:
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