Alf is dismayed that he has not been contacted by the news media to ascertain his reaction to the birth of another Royal.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s second child was born in the early hours of Saturday morning (UK time) and weighed 8 pounds 3 ounces (3.7 kilograms).
Probably the media hacks are sitting on their bums waiting for press statements.
There won’t be one – at least, not from Alf.
But he takes great pleasure in observing that other leaders have sent their congratulations.