Well, at least one thing has been sorted out. Alf now knows the identity of the Nat (and nit) who sits just along from him on the back benches.
He learned it by checking out the newspapers on line today and encountering this picture alongside a fascinating report at Stuff (here).
Accordingly, if asked, Alf could come up with the right answer, should the aforementioned Nat (and nit) hand over his business card and demand “Don’t you know who I am? I’m an important politician”.
And why might he act in this thoroughly unparliamentary way?
Because of some unseemly goings-on in Hanmer alleged to have happened at the weekend.