Alf was driven yesterday to question what is so big deal about the Maori way of sorting out Hone Harawira’s differences with the rest of his Maori Party caucus.
Today he is looking into The Maori Way of plundering the Pakeha news media.
At first glimpse it seems calculated to land the buggers in big trouble with the Race Relations police.
Plans are afoot to impose a $1000 fee on the general media to go on to a marae on Waitangi Day, but no fee will be imposed on Maori media.
Does anyone get the faintest whiff of discrimination here?
Alf imagines opening up a business – let’s say – as a barber.
He will offer free haircuts to the general population.
But if you are a Maori he will whop you with a $50 charge for his services.
No, he won’t go broke, because long before his capital has evaporated we can count on a warning shot being fired across his bows by Joris de Bres, and if the warning is ignored, he will be prosecuted.