Don’t believe everything the newspapers tell you in their increasingly desperate efforts to lure you into reading a story.
A good example pops up in the Weekend Herald: Holiday for judge aborts rape trial.
Bugger me, Alf thought. Have the wheels of justice ground to a halt in a rape case because the judge flitted off for a vacation?
Alf’s sense that the judge had caused some sort of judicial mayhem was heightened by the Herald’s introductory paragraph:
A rape complainant will be forced to give evidence twice after the trial of her alleged attacker was aborted because the judge went on an overseas holiday.
Good grief. Not only will the unfortunate complainant have to go through the ordeal of testifying and being cross-examined all over again.
Taxpayers will have to pay for a second trial.
The bloody judge should have stalled her holiday plans, surely.
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