The good news for Parekura Horomia and Gerry Brownlee is that Alf has sent each of them a few bars of the product advertised here.
Mrs Grumble happened to be cleaning out the attic and – would you believe? – found the soap.
She suggested Alf put them to the test, but he happened to think he knew of someone who could make much better use of these bars than he could.
Mrs G. agreed and the soap was delivered this afternoon, before the House sat for the first time this year.
But there’s bad news (here) for Parekura and Gerry, too.
They should give up watching the news on telly.