Alf reckons he can explain the accompanying picture.
It shows a man who was captured on Google Street View. He apparently is climbing into the boot of his car while naked.
A dog lies nearby surrounded by the contents of the sports car’s boot.
The image has prompted a rash of internet speculation over what activity the man could be involved in.
Alf’s firm suspicion is that he is a defrocked bishop, probably stripped of his clerical raiment for saying outrageously provocative things about The Royal Family.