Alf is grateful to the Busted Blond for introducing him to a new and very naughty word to be used on occasions when a gross insult is intended.
Alf imagines he will make great use of it, henceforth, because his current stock of insults has lost its sting from over-use.
The word is pokokohua.
BB says there’s a shortened version of the word – hua – which is used down south.
Its a well used southern curse of the vilest kind. Its a bit like saying motherf**king C**t – it invokes a sense of outraged gravitas that lends punch to a decent insult.
As a child we once got a smack for using it.
So how come BB is banging on about a very naughty word?