Just quietly, Alf has been struggling to suppress his urge to join the Labour tossers in demanding Nick Smith’s head.
They reckon he is not fit to lead the Government’s local government reforms and must be sacked.
This follows Nick doing something Alf would never do: he apologised.
The advice never to apologise was drummed into Alf by his dad.
Nick, obviously, was not blessed with such sound parental guidance.