Alf is somewhat bemused to learn the Governor-General will represent New Zealand at the funeral of the Saudi King Abdullah.
Frankly, he wouldn’t bother sending anybody if he was calling the shots.
But if somebody must go – well, he is pleased the job hasn’t been given to him.
Accordingly he is pleased that Sir Jerry Mateparae will travel to Saudi Arabia for the ceremony of condolences for King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, who died on Friday, aged 90.
Some world leaders have already arrived there.
But what sort of place have they gone to and how many plaudits should be heaped on the late King?