Alf sounds a serious caution about plans to feed more carrots to jailbirds to help wean them off the smoking habit.
His mum always told him that eating carrots would help him to see better in the dark.
Improving the night-time vision of criminals with an inclination to burglary and other nocturnal crimes does not seem to be conducive to crime reduction.
Your hard-working MP accordingly will be taking up the matter with Crusher Collins, our Minister of Corrections.
The news that prisoners are to be given more carrots comes from Stuff.