Alf makes no secret of his belief we should bring back the hangman (or hangwoman in these enlightened times) to rid the planet of some more heinous criminals.
He is all for corporal punishment in schools, to discipline brats who need a good walloping, and he was right behind Crusher when it came to dealing with boy racers.
But the death sentence for cartoonists and satirists…
No-one – surely – believes making people laugh should be a capital offence.
Alf certainly doesn’t.
But he has found someone who does.