No disrespect to Alan Donald.
But maybe we sent the wrong bloke to the Cricket World Cup to coach our bowlers.
We should have sent Bob Blair.
The tossers who ponce beneath the title “Black Caps” doubtless are learning much from Donald’s coaching.
Actually, they probably could learn much from the coaching skills of Alf’s seven-year-old grand-daughter, who performed admirably as a bowler (albeit under-arm) in a match at the beach at the weekend.