Yes, there was a pong around Kim Jong Il – and here you’ll learn why

Nobody wants to sit beside a shit - not even in North Korea.

Official accounts of the death of North Korea’s self-styled “Dear Leader” – like just about everything from that benighted country – should be disbelieved.

They are saying Kim Jong Il died from a heart attack while travelling by train on Saturday morning.

Nah.

We get lots of clues to what really happened from this obituary.