A nasty pair of southerners are being banged up for setting dogs loose on Asian people.
Jail, of course, is the best place for the buggers, although they will spend too little time there before being let loose.
Trouble is, our prisons are going soft and sappy.
Among other things, the couple could well finish up – good grief! – being given puppies to train.
Alf would not want to be a disabled person who was given a dog they had trained.