Wouldn’t it be great to sit in on the next meeting of the fast-collapsing ACT party.
Actually, it’s looking rather like a National Party B team now that Boscowen has bowed out and we have Don Brash (former National leader) and John Banks (former National police minister) in the first two slots on the list.
They might be the only ones to turn up at ACT caucus meetings, in the next parliament, although this prospect assumes (a) Banks wins Epsom and (b) ACT can muster enough support to get at least one more member into the House.
And who would bet on that happening, eh?
The party is polling well below the 5 per cent threshold to be guaranteed seats in Parliament.
Alf hears it has registered just 1.1 per cent support in the last Fairfax Media Research International Poll.
We can rule out Brash winning North Shore – unlike Alf, he is unattractive to the bloke in the street and his missus.
Don’t forget he was beaten by a bloody Social Crediter, of all things, when he stood for by-election in the East Coast Bays electorate way back, and he again failed to win the seat at the general election of 1981.
So that leaves his immediate Parliamentary future in the hands of John Banks, who hardly sees eye to eye with him in his basic philosophy as has become all too obvious on the cannabis issue.
Probably Banks disagrees very strongly with Brash.