If Alf were a Pom, he would be an ardent campaigner for Britain’s withdrawal from that sad-sack shambles known as the European Union.
His campaigning would be given a huge lift by a just-published report.
This report is obviously the disgraceful product of an over-dose of European political correctness and female hormones.
It also demonstrates a shameful readiness to sanction censorship.
But what would be censored?
Pornography and depravity?
Nah.