And if your sex partner has a screw loose – would you get a discount or a refund?

Here's hoping she has been well oiled.

Fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy with a robot?

It’s the way of the future, an astonished Alf learned today.

The Daily Mail has drawn his attention to a paper by two academics at Victoria University, in Wellington.

The academics envision the year 2050 and a group of men heading to a brothel in Amsterdam’s Red Light District.

But when they get there, instead of being met by a young woman, they are seen by an entirely different host: a robot.

This is the future, as imagined by two researchers who believe this science-fiction-style vision could become reality within 40 years.

The Daily Mail is reporting on a paper, Robots, Men And Sex Tourism, by Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars of the Victoria Management School in Wellington, New Zealand.