If you want to be a fiddler, do your fiddling in an Irish or bluegrass band.
That’s Alf’s advice to any of his constituents who might be tempted to cheat on their time sheets, although he is confident none of the voters of Eketahuna North come into this category.
He tenders the advice nevertheless in the aftermath of a case of a bloke who became somewhat wayward with his time keeping.
This bloke’s work records were not in tune with data recorded by the GPS computer in his company truck.
So he lost his job.
In the circumstances, it would have been smart for him to have left things at that.