It’s a problem – Alf is pleased to say – that does not trouble the good citizens of Eketahuna.
He is referring to the pests and misfits who plague motorists at intersections with their unsolicited window-cleaning antics.
The Waikato Times described it like this:
You slow down at an intersection only to see a man with cleaning equipment running across the road towards you. Your heart sinks, you hurriedly flip through your wallet or purse for change but find nothing. It’s all eftpos these days. Too late, you look up and see the guy has already tossed some water and soap on your windscreen and started wiping.
The practice is regulated by a city bylaw which bans people from washing the windows of vehicles stopped on the road within 50m of an intersection.