Alf has been musing on whether he should modify the masthead on this blog.
The question is whether it would help or hamper him if he added a few words to make absolutely plain something he has always imagined is absolutely plain.
That is, he should declare to his constituents he is a bloke.
This declaration of masculinity – he has been led to believe – is necessary to distinguish him from politicians who happen to be female.
Jackie Blue, a former colleague who gave up her job as an MP to become a champion of equal opportunities, is someone who believes this gender distinction is necessary.
She has been banging on about it in conversation with Paul Henry, who might have become an MP, too, if he had much appeal to voters, which he didn’t.
Come to think of it, he should have made much more of being a bloke, when he was campaigning to become MP for Wairarapa, because he was beaten by a sheila who once was a bloke.