The Army seems to be hiring blokes who are not as bright as Alf would like them to be. This bodes ill for the defence of the realm.
This observation is based on news of a New Zealand Army officer being sent home in disgrace from his job as a machinery operator in Antarctica after showing pictures of his genitals to female co-workers.
It is a well known fact that a bloke’s genitals are apt to shrink in cold weather, and – as Alf understands these things – it can get bloody cold in Antarctica.
Taking pictures of your nob and your knackers in these conditions is not calculated to show them off to their best advantage.