We knew about masturbation’s blinding effects, but now it seems we should limit our coffee intake too

October 6, 2012

It looks like Alf should surrender another of life’s little luxuries to protect his eyesight.

He took his mother’s advice several decades ago and eschewed masturbation, which she advised would make him go blind.

But he has had no cause to give up his coffee to preserve his eyesight until now.

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