
Harry could finish up as a handbag like this, but Gillard's hide is much thicker...
Alf expects heads to roll in the aftermath of the Aussie election.
Yeah, the pundits are saying it’s too close to call.
But Alf is ready to predict the rolling of a red-head, the Gillard woman, whose toppling will be no great shame and will have the great benefit of sparing us further exposure to a Strine voice so acerbic it will strip paint from anything within 50 metres.
The second head to go will be that of the crocodile whose psychic powers are about as strong as those in Alf’s dunny seat, which are not much.
The expectation that those heads will roll follows naturally from news that Australia is facing its first hung parliament since 1940.
The ABC is tipping the Coalition to have 73 seats in the House of Representatives, with Labor on 72, four independents and one Green.
Coalition leader Tony Abbott is saying he stands ready to govern Australia.
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