Gotta say it’s great to have been born a Kiwi and not a North Korean.
Among other things, your North Korean authorities took a very dim view of anyone indulging in pleasurable activities throughout the mourning period for Kim Jong-il.
We are talking about a 100-day mourning period and we are talking about drinking being a pleasurable activity.
Having to abstain from drink for 100 days would sorely test Alf and – fair to say – most of his mates.
Mind you, perhaps the North Korean tipple is rice wine or some such, in which case maybe Alf could give it a miss for 100 days, and even for a lifetime.