Donning these knickers should protect your privacy, but they might prompt security officers to go groping

November 23, 2010

American security procedures have become a load of bollocks...

... so will these knickers do the trick?

Alf has found just the thing for Mrs Grumble’s Christmas present, and he will be buying a few pairs for himself.

The gift will be the fig leaf knickers designed to protect passengers’ naughty bits from American airport scanners and the prying perverts who operate them.

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