Alf will be having a chat with Steven Joyce – our splendid Minister of Economic Development – with a very innovative idea he conceived while reading The Telegraph.
He will be proposing New Zealand encourages developing an industry of professional wankers.
Steven is likely to point out that New Zealand already has professional wankers, and there are far too many of the buggers, mainly to be found infesting the Labour and Green Parties, the NZ Party, the Internet Mana Party, some newspapers…
He then is likely to demand:
“So what the fuck are you on about, Alf?”
Or words to that effect.