Alf looks forward to bumping into one Mahesh Bindra some time soon.
This fellow is described in the NZ Herald today as the lowest-ranked NZ First MP.
More fascinating, however, he is reported to be refusing to say what job he did before politics.
Alf suspects this may be a consequence of Mahesh Bindra being a shy fellow who is especially bashful that he has been doing something menial, like being the bloke who empties the rubbish bins in some Government department.
This might explain why his leader, Winston Peters, is also refusing to say what his 11th-ranked MP does for a living.
But Peters did tell us what Bindra does not do.
“I can tell you, he’s not a spy,” said Mr Peters this morning.