Sad to say, Alf has not been burgled in the past six years and -so far as he is aware – his laptop has not been accessed.
Hence he can not add his experience to the list of dirty tricks that has been lengthening day by day over the past week.
Among the victims – according to this newspaper report – has been Crusher’s hubby.
Judith Collins’ husband David Wong-Tung’s office was burgled and his laptop accessed, in what the Justice Minister says was “a series of interesting little break ins”, including the burglary of her caucus colleague Mark Mitchell’s offices.
This afternoon, following reports of break ins at Mr Mitchell’s Parliamentary and electorate offices almost a year ago, Ms Collins told the Herald her husband’s office had been burgled six weeks ago.
Mr Wong-Tung is a director of Oravida , the company belonging to National Party donor Deyi Shi whose meetings with Ms Collins late last year in China – when she was there on a taxpayer funded ministerial trip – sparked a conflict of interest furore.
“He came into work and noticed that the lock on his lockable cabinet had been smashed.”
So what were the burglars up to?