Must admit to being more than somewhat miffed today.
Lots of muck is being flung about leaked emails and political dirty tricks and what-have-you.
But dammit, Alf’s name has not been mentioned once in despatches. At least, not so far as he is aware.
This reinforces the strong suspicion he has long harboured about the news media having a snitch against him.
What does he have to do to be sneaked into a story, let alone to make it into a headline? Tell racist jokes? Promote the family business while on a taxpayer-funded visit to some foreign land (the firm is Grumble Gewgaws, if you must know)? Be caught by the cops in a compromising position in the gents?