Pro-life champions should brace for further advances in the spawning business – including dick transplants

Let’s try this for size…

A pro-life advocate (and maybe many of them) has expressed concerns that New Zealand’s first “made-to-order baby” will carry an unfair burden.

Gotta say Alf is troubled, too, by this and other goings-on in the baby-making business, although he does not reject all the advances being made by medical researchers. For example, he sees some merit in the prospect of being given a penis transplant.

This would enable him to step up a few sizes from the present model. Moreover, all going well, he might find one that works.

But he is getting ahead of himself…