Alf is not normally inclined to discuss domestic matters on this blog.
But he was seriously upset this morning by an unkind remark from the missus.
She had been perusing the Daily Mail where she learned all about the discovery of a new species of monkey.
The discovery was made after scientists learned to distinguish the monkey by the appearance of its penis.
The white-cheeked macaque was discovered in the remote highland forests of south-east Tibet after researchers set up camera traps.
The monkey has a distinctive rounded penis rather than the arrow shaped genitalia found on other species in the area.
Officially named Macaca leucogenys, it earned its common name due to the pale whiskers on its chin and the side of its face.