Alf for several weeks has wondered if ASB conman Stephen Versalko got his money’s worth from the $2.5 million he paid to a prostitute.
If not, then he was bilked, which is a thoroughly appropriate thing to happen to a conman.
If he was satisfied with the bang (or two) he got for his buck, the lady must be remarkably gifted.
Alas, chances are we will never know.
Alf gave a fleeting thought to raising $2.5 to personally put her talents to the test and report back to the public.
Perhaps – he mused – Parliamentary Services would pick up the tab in the name of the vital research into the sex industry he might undertake as the member for Eketahuna North.