Great news for ornithologists with a political bent. The Lesser Warbling Alliance is not extinct.
A member of this strange species was heard warbling – about whales, of all things – this morning.
Conservationists probably will clamour to protect the wee rascal, but Alf regards it as a pest.
He did not have his shotgun handy by his bed. Otherwise he would have had a go at silencing the bugger before it flitted off.