We sometimes express our bemusement at the services available in big cities and the demand for them, down here at the Eketahuna Club.
Take for example the goings-on at Auckland’s Pelican Club.
Unlike the Eketahuna Club, the Pelican Club boasts a website which brays about some eyebrow-raising attractions, such as meeting the sexiest women in Auckland.
It seems to place more emphasis on massage and escorts than on liquor, which Alf regards as highly discouraging.