Alf has some sympathy for Vanessa Moodie this morning.
The poor woman has been expressing her shock at discovering her teenage son has become a practising planker and was photographed lying over train tracks.
She is also dismayed – Alf supposes – to discover she has spawned a son who might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Her son Reid is aged 15.
His IQ – the evidence suggests – is not too much higher.