Alan Witcombe may well be a decent bloke, in most other respects.
But Alf is glad he is not a neighbour, because this Witcombe feller seems apt to treat the peace and quiet of a neighbourhood with a cavalier disrespect.
Why so?
Well, he is kicking up a hullabaloo about a ban on brats and sprats which he wishes to over-ride.
Because he couldn’t over-ride the rules, he has complained to the bloody Human Rights Commission to have them over-ridden.