Alf doubts too many of his constituents will need advice to fatties for improving their sex lives. But maybe they know someone who does need it.
If that be so, purely as a public service he suggests they check out this item from the Times of India, which lures tubbies to read more by asking
Is your potbelly an obstruction during intimate moments with partner? Are thunder thighs causing discomfort in sexual pleasure, keeping you away from a gratifying sex life?
If these worries hound you every time you gear up for a steamy sex session, then refer to our sex guide to help you out!