Alf’s good mate Steven Joyce is a beneficent bugger – a sort of Father Christmas for the well-off.
He distributes his largesse not on the basis of whether the beneficiary has been good or naughty over the past year, but whether he, she or it mixes in the right circles.
These are circles of people plush with money and an urge to donate to the National Party, usually to ensure against the election of a leftie or greenie government.
Steven accordingly would not have needed too much persuading when asked to consider whether taxpayers should bankroll the New Zealand Open golf tournament.
Too damned right they should.
Some niggly tossers ask: but will there be a positive return?
It doesn’t matter. We don’t get a positive return, so far as Alf can see, from the money biffed at domestic purpose beneficiaries and other people down on their uppers.
Why should golf be different?
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