Dunno if the whale that has been beached near Invercargill is in a position to take Alf’s advice.
But the advice is to get the hell out of there and head back to sea.
Otherwise – once the whale is dead – DOC will hand it over to local Maori, and the local Maori will be ripping out its jawbone.
And the local Maori will earnestly tell the rest of us how they are being very respectful to the whale and how, actually, if they can rip out its jawbone, it will live on forever as a bit of carving.
The whale’s plight is reported here.
Volunteers spent hours trying to get the bugger back into the ocean but it became re-stranded this afternoon.