Alf has been invited to spare a thought for Chester Borrows, the National MP for Whanganui, who has made a dick of himself at Ratana.
He backed into a car “in front of a gaggle of chortling political journos”.
This news prompted Alf to spare some thoughts for the hacks in the Parliamentary Press Gallery.
“A gaggle of chortling journos” pretty well sums them up in just a few words.
As for Chester Borrows, frankly Alf finds him a bit of a plod and not his favourite person in the caucus.
Moreover Alf was not invited to be one of the MPs who travelled with Borrows to the Ratana celebrations.
This is just as well, as it turns out.