Dunno why The Boss is apologising for making a joking referenceto convicted murderer Phillip John Smith fleeing the country.
But he is apologising, according to the Herald and other media.
As everybody in the Eketahuna Club seems to know, Smith was let out on temporary release from jail without anyone having the wit to think maybe he should be electronically monitored.
He did a bunk and flew to Chile using a passport obtained in his birth name.
And – so far as the best guess has it – he is now somehow in Brazil.
Sure, it hasn’t been much fun for the family of Smith’s victims. They have said they were fearful and some got police protection.
But there’s a funny side to it, if you have a wry sense of humour, including the increasing evidence that maybe Smith should be running the Corrections Department instead of the officials now in charge.