But is she shipshape and seaworthy?
Alf had never had an overpowering urge to visit Lithuania.
He is much more disinclined to go there now, having learned of the fondness of Lithunian men for inflatable dolls.
The alarm bells have been sounded by The Telegraph in Britain, which reports on how Lithuanians have been celebrating “National Men’s Day”.
Among other things, they competed in a swimming race where sex dolls were used as rafts.
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