You’ve got to say the timing is unfortunate.
The naturists are calling for free-spirited individuals to bare all as part of an upcoming awareness week.
At the same time the media are warning us of a big and nasty storm.
So who wants to get their kit off in those circumstances?
Nor during the inevitable clean-up afterwards, which may well call for Alf to get out there with his trusty chainsaw.
Just one slip and…