You would expect a bloke called Davis to have a better grasp of what’s going on in Wales

Labour list MP Kelvin Davis, a bloke who was a school principal before becoming a parliamentarian, should go back to school as a bloody student and swot up on Welsh demographics.

Even better, he could bugger off to Wales tomorrow (howz about permanently???) His surname suggests that’s where he belongs.

He would soon find it’s a 50:50 bet the first bloke or bint he bumps into is a bastard.