Alf has been reading a fascinating report about a mob of sheilas known among Norwegian cynics as the “golden skirts”.
They are an elite group of 70 women in the Scandinavian nation who occupy more than 300 seats on corporate boards.
An article in The Observer says it’s equality, of a sort, but an imperfect kind of diversity.
It has come about because of silly laws that have set a quota for women, in defiance of Alf’s firm belief that business is for blokes; a sheila’s place is at home cooking the meals, doing the dishes and the washing, and so on.
Alf admires a good woman with prowess in the bedroom.
But in the boardroom – nah.
The Vikings – once feared as practitioners of rape and pillage – have lost a lot of brownie points for going soft on this one.